Racism, vampires, Nazis and Harry Potter

Sent at 2:45 AM on Friday

Bethany: tv stand complete
it looks stable
hopefully

Caitlin: woo!
is the tv on it?

Bethany: no

Caitlin: fail

Sent at 2:59 AM on Friday

Bethany: come help me lift it?

Caitlin: my arms are too puny

Sent at 3:02 AM on Friday

Bethany: mine too :(
need to stop gym skipping

Sent at 3:04 AM on Friday

Bethany: it seems really racist to me that all the witches on this show are black
all the vampires are white
regular people tend to be white too on this show

Caitlin: that sounds like a close semblance to real life.

Sent at 3:06 AM on Friday

Bethany: (watching vampire diaries btw)
but now that I think about it
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a black vampire
not on true blood
oh
there was one in twilight
but just one
out of a bajillion vampires
and they kill him off anyways

Caitlin: yessss

Bethany: I mean
I guess it goes against the vampires are pale thing
and like, I get that with drac being from transylvania, that it makes sense for him to be white
on a side note
the new harry potter looks off the hook
I can’t believe I get that and bflo in the same weekend

Sent at 3:10 AM on Friday

Bethany: and I have never ever seen an asian vampire
do they even exist?
is it that vampires don’t want asians or that asians are just really smart about fending them off?
like vamps can’t get past the great wall or something
I can’t decide if my thought train right now is racist or anti-racist

Caitlin: i can’t….
even….
respond to this.
i don’t know how.

Bethany: seriously
have you ever seen an asian vampire?
hm
google shows asia to be rich in vampire culture
so maybe americans are just anti-asian vampires
and that’s why we never see them in our pop culture

Sent at 3:15 AM on Friday

Caitlin: we should go to asia and test this.
maybe they never see western vampires?

Sent at 3:18 AM on Friday

Bethany: omg
they probably don’t
how do they function without twilight?
and also
when did the vampire genre become so pansy?
was it twilight?
or did that happen before that?
I mean true blood has fairies
how girlie is that?
weaksauce
I’m done with that
and twilight sparkles
what happened to my scary, violent vampire stories?
I want the days of nosferatu

Caitlin: they went to asia
>v.v<
that is an asian vampire.
his teeth and eyes are in a line.
and his teeth are higher than his nose. whatever.

Bethany: nosferatu was scary
but that is german
which makes sense
they know scary
they had nazis
teeth-eyed vampires are scary
nice work

Caitlin: i've made asians frightening again.

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