Weighing the scales

Two ‘brilliant’ ideas, but only one can be the Greatest.

In the left corner, we present the magical, grammar-defying: FUSHIGI.

In the right, the challenger: CANDWICH.

Fushigi moves in quick with the prayer cross chokehold, but Candwich pops out a candy surprise. Candwich jams up Fushigi’s next move, but Fushigi counters with its specialty enigma blow. It looks like Fushigi might have it with that move, but Candwich has a long shelf-life and isn’t ready to tap out yet. Candwich grabs at Fushigi and goes for a choke, but Fushigi somehow defies gravity and eludes Candwich before dropping his specialty move, The Wiper, on Candwich. Candwich has been crushed.

Champion: Fushigi. That’s the art of Fushigi.

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